toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

(via judgejudyofficial)

sobeitjay2:

When ya messy aunty see the aunty everybody like walk in the family function

(via itsexclusive)

golfgalaxy:

bored. might levitate just because

(via australiansanta)

skyfullofsmoke:

justiceforamydunne:

girl: *calls her boyfriend daddy during sex*

sigmund freud watching all of that from hell:

I HAVE TO YELL

(Source: lonelycowgirlinyourarea, via judgejudyofficial)

tryclops:

medranochav:

brussello:

bye Brad!

(via labias)